Terms & Conditions
(The Small Print Nobody Reads Until Something Explodes)

Welcome to the nut house.
By using this website and placing an order, you agree to the following perfectly reasonable rules of civilization.
Orders & Payments
All payments are handled securely through PayPal.
We don’t see your full card information, and frankly, we don’t want to.
Once an order is placed, production usually begins pretty quickly, so changes or cancellations may not always be possible.
Print-On-Demand Products
Most items are printed just for you after you place your order.
That means we don’t have giant warehouses, forklift races, or mountains of inventory sitting around.
Because items are made to order:
- delivery may take a little longer than the mega-retail giants
- colors may vary slightly from screen to screen
- small placement differences can happen during printing
That’s normal in the print-on-demand world.
Shipping
We currently offer FREE U.S. SHIPPING on merchandise sold through this website.
We’ll do our best to get your order to you quickly, but once a package leaves our hands, we are also at the mercy of shipping companies, weather, holidays, and occasional acts of chaos.
Returns & Replacements
Because products are made to order, we generally do not accept returns simply because somebody changed their mind, ordered the wrong size, or let the dog shop online.
However…
If your item arrives:
- damaged
- defective
- or looking like it lost a fight with a lawn mower
…contact us and we’ll make it right.
Intellectual Property
All designs, artwork, logos, writing, and content on this website belong to R U Nuts Network and H.D. Ingles unless otherwise noted.
