About R U Nuts Network
& H.D. Ingles

Pull up a chair.


H.D. Ingles is an Air Force veteran, storyteller, an IBM programmer,
and lifelong observer of human behavior…

…especially the kind that makes you tilt your head and say,
“Now hold on a minute…”

He’s been around long enough to see the world change
a few dozen times—

and stubborn enough to keep laughing at it anyway.

🐿️ So What Is R U Nuts Network?

It’s what happens when a man who’s seen enough of the world to know better decides to laugh at it anyway. Old-school wit. Front-porch storytelling. A healthy respect for the flag and absolutely no patience for pretense. That’s R U Nuts Network. That’s H.D.

Chipper with a Porky Pine Tee

Every design you see here started as a thought, a joke, or a moment worth remembering.

Nothing mass-produced.

Nothing approved by a committee.

Just ideas that made H.D. laugh—and might do the same for you.

📦 Why This Shop Exists

Simple.

Because sometimes a good line deserves more than a chuckle—it deserves to live on a shirt, a glass, or whatever else we can stick it on.

And because if you’re going to buy something… it might as well make you smile every time you use it.

🪶One More Thing

We’re not a big corporate machine.

We’re not tracking your every move, whispering into algorithms, or plotting world domination from a basement full of servers.

We’re just trying to:

  • Make something good
  • Ship it to you
  • And maybe brighten your day a notch or two

That’s about the size of it.

😏 Now That You Know…

Stick around. Browse the shop. Buy something that’ll make your grandkids roll their eyes. That’s the whole plan, and it’s working fine.

How we pick our products chipper with measuring tape

👉 Shop the Madness

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