Official Merch for the Officially Nuts
Gear born from groan-worthy jokes, front-porch wisdom, and many years of paying attention.
Meet H.D. Ingles
Author. Humorist.
Nut.
The Collections
Nutty sense of humor?
Wear it anyway.
Salute the flag.
Laugh at everything else.
H.D.’s right-hand squirrel. Fedora included. Attitude extra.
Questionable humor, to say the least.
If you roll your eyes, it’s working
Hoodies
Built Like a Tank. Talks Like a Nut.
Premium Bayside hoodies—heavyweight and built to last.
Serious comfort. Soft enough to live in.
Go Ahead—Treat Yourself to Something Ridiculous
Warning:
You’re About to Want More Than One
👉Before You Get Yourself Into This…
A Few Things Worth Mentioning
Free U.S. Delivery
Not lightning fast.
But not terrible either.
👉 See What We Mean
The Nutshell
We write when we’ve got something worth saying.
👉 What You’ll Get
Secure Payments
No tricks.
No weird hoops.
👉 How It Works
Common Sense
Still a legal clause.
Just written in English.
👉 Go On, Read It
