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SOME PEOPLE CLIMB MOUNTAINS.
I TRIP OVER FLAT GROUND

Either way, we have shirts for that.

I’M NOT SAYIN’ I’M NUTS…

BUT THE SQUIRRELS
SEEM INTERESTED.

Official merch for the unofficially unhinged.

ABOUT

Welcome to the official merch stash of H.D. Ingles—Air Force vet, pun aficionado, and full-time nut. Around here, we don’t just sell shirts…

We serve up laughs, eye rolls, and head shakes you can wear. Every item is crafted to bring a grin, spark a chuckle, or leave your loved ones wondering if you’ve finally gone off the deep end. (Spoiler: You have. And we’re proud of you.)

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STYLED FOR PEOPLE WHO PROBABLY
SHOULDN’T BE LEFT UNSUPERVISED

...But here we are.

RU NUTS NETWORK COLLECTION

Officially Nuts 10oz Rocks Glass – Featuring Chipper the Squirrel

Regular price $24.00
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🥃 Officially Nuts Rocks Glass – R U Nuts Network Logo

Regular price $24.00
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Cap-tivating Style, Officially Nuts

Regular price $36.00
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Officially Nuts Whiskey Glass – R U Nuts Network Edition

Regular price $24.00
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"Fowl Taste” Pocket Tee – Chipper-Approved Punwear

Regular price $36.00
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Classic Pocket Tee with Red Accent R U Nuts Logo

Regular price $36.00
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For Founding Members of the Slightly Off-Center

Regular price $32.00
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A T-SHIRT FOR EVERY MOOD.

Built to last, our t-shirts are the ultimate everyday companion, designed for comfort, durability, and style. Whether you're running errands, catching up with friends, or relaxing at home, our tees provide the perfect blend of fashion and ease. Crafted with high-quality materials, they offer a soft feel against your skin, ensuring you stay comfortable throughout the day.

STYLE THAT SPEAKS FOR YOU.

Every tee in our collection is more than just clothing; it’s a chance to express your personality to the world. With designs ranging from bold, eye-catching prints to minimalist, sleek styles, our t-shirts offer something for everyone. Whether you’re looking to make a statement or keep it subtle, each shirt is crafted to reflect your individuality.

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Returns

Our products are print on demand. We do our best to guarantee the quality and workmanship of the items in our store.

Online Support

24 hours a day, 7 days a week

Flexible Payment

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