Last updated: October 1, 2025
Howdy, friend!
Let’s keep this simple.
🕵️♂️ We don’t like snoops, we don’t sell your info, and we sure as shootin’ don’t have time to stalk you across the internet. Here’s how your privacy works on the R U Nuts Network:
📬 What We Collect
If you give us your name and email (say, to get the newsletter or buy something from the shop), we’ll use it to do just that—and not a lick more.
We may collect:
- Your name
- Your email address
- Shipping info (so we can send you the goods)
- Payment info (securely handled by folks who know what they’re doing—we use PayPal)
We do not collect:
- Your middle school report cards
- Your browser history
- Your deepest secrets (unless you voluntarily email us a rant. No judgment.)
🍪 Cookies? Yes, but not the chocolate chip kind.
This site uses cookies to make sure everything works smooth as Kentucky bourbon. You can turn ’em off in your browser if you’d rather go au naturel.
🔐 How We Keep It Safe
We use secure tech, strong passwords, and a healthy dose of paranoia to keep your info out of the wrong hands. We’re not the NSA—we’re just trying to sell a few T-shirts and share a laugh.
🛒 Third-Party Stuff
We use trusted partners for payments, shipping, and email. If you click a link to somewhere else, their rules apply. We don’t control what happens on the other side of the fence.
🚫 We Don’t:
- Sell your data
- Rent your data
- Trade your data for a bucket of fried chicken (tempting though it may be)
📬 Questions?
Holler at us anytime by clicking here.