Privacy Policy
for R U Nuts Network
Last updated: May 18, 2026
Welcome to the madness.
At R U Nuts Network, we believe your information ought to be treated with the same respect as your grandmother’s cast iron skillet: handled carefully, not loaned out recklessly, and definitely not sold to strangers in a parking lot.
This page explains what information we collect, why we collect it, and how we use it — in plain English instead of lawyer gobbledygook.
Who We Are
R U Nuts Network is the online home of humorist and author H.D. Ingles, featuring merchandise, books, newsletters, and other officially nutty content.
Website: R U Nuts Network
What Information We Collect
Depending on what you do on the site, we may collect:
🛒 When You Place an Order
- Your name
- Shipping address
- Billing address
- Email address
- Phone number (if provided)
- Payment details handled securely through payment providers like PayPal
We do not store your full credit card information on our servers.
📬 When You Join the Newsletter
If you sign up for The Nutshell, we collect:
- Your email address
- Your first name (if provided)
That’s mainly so H.D. can holler at you properly.
🌐 Website Usage Information
Like most websites, we may automatically collect:
- Browser type
- Device information
- Pages visited
- Approximate location
- Referral links
- Cookies and analytics data
Mostly this helps us figure out:
- what folks like,
- what’s broken,
- and whether the internet gremlins are acting up again.
How We Use Your Information
We use your information to:
- Process and ship orders
- Send order confirmations and updates
- Respond to questions or support requests
- Improve the website and shopping experience
- Send newsletters or promotional emails (only if you signed up)
- Prevent fraud, spam, and general monkey business
We do not sell your personal information to third-party marketers.
Because frankly, that’s obnoxious.
Cookies
Yes, this site uses cookies.
Not the chocolate chip kind. If we had those, we’d keep them for ourselves.
Cookies help:
- keep the site functioning properly,
- remember your preferences,
- improve performance,
- and help us understand site traffic.
You can disable cookies in your browser settings if you’d rather.
Just know some parts of the site may act squirrelly afterward.
Email & Marketing
If you subscribe to our newsletter:
- You may occasionally receive updates, promotions, jokes, announcements, or general front-porch foolishness.
- You can unsubscribe anytime using the link at the bottom of any email.
No hard feelings. We’ll still wave if we see you in town.
Third-Party Services
We use trusted third-party services to help operate the site, including things like:
- payment processing,
- email delivery,
- analytics,
- shipping,
- and print-on-demand fulfillment.
These companies only receive the information necessary to perform their services.
Examples may include:
- PayPal
- Printify
- Brevo
- WooCommerce
Print-on-Demand Orders
Most products are made specifically when ordered.
That means:
- production begins quickly,
- cancellations may not always be possible,
- and returns are generally limited to damaged items, printing errors, or mistakes on our end.
If something arrives damaged or looks like it survived a bar fight with a lawn mower, contact us and we’ll make it right.
How We Protect Your Information
We use reasonable security measures to help protect your information.
That said, no internet transmission is 100% secure.
The internet is still held together with duct tape, coffee, and crossed fingers.
Your Rights
Depending on where you live, you may have rights to:
- request access to your information,
- request corrections,
- request deletion,
- or opt out of certain communications.
To request help with any of that, contact us through the website.
Children’s Privacy
This site is not intended for children under 13.
If a child accidentally signs up for something, we’ll remove the information when notified.
Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy occasionally as laws, technology, or our collective level of nuttiness changes.
If we make major changes, we’ll update the date at the top of this page.
Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Existential dread?
You can contact us through:
R U Nuts Network Contact Page
Final Thought from H.D.
“We don’t have time to spy on people. We’re too busy making dad jokes and arguing with squirrels.”
