Porky Pine Cotton Tee

Cute, clever, and just a little pointed.
Wear it wisely.

Official gear for the officially nuts.

Built Like a Real Shirt
This is one of those shirts. A solid, straight-shooting tee that holds its shape, holds its color, and holds its own in a world full of flimsy fast-fashion lightweights.

The Fit & Feel
Classic and easygoing. That unmistakable “real shirt” feel—sturdy enough to last, soft enough to settle in just right.

What You’re Getting
• Premium cotton comfort
• Everyday durability
• Designed for repeat wear (and repeat laughs)

CARE:
Machine wash cold, because your electric bill doesn’t need the workout. Tumble dry low or hang it up if you’re feeling ambitious.