H.D. saysI don’t eat chicken. It has a fowl taste.
H.D. saysI used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
H.D. saysA buck an ear? That’s some expensive corn.
H.D. saysI’m reading a book about anti-gravity. Impossible to put down.
H.D. saysTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
H.D. saysI told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
H.D. saysI’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
H.D. saysThe Dead Sea? Last I heard it was just feeling a little under the weather.
H.D. saysI don’t eat chicken. It has a fowl taste.
H.D. saysI used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
H.D. saysA buck an ear? That’s some expensive corn.
H.D. saysI’m reading a book about anti-gravity. Impossible to put down.
H.D. saysTime flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
H.D. saysI told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
H.D. saysI’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
H.D. saysThe Dead Sea? Last I heard it was just feeling a little under the weather.
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